Scratch card - Your  recipient can scratch away the gold disc to reveal a message underneath.
 
Message under scratch disc:
congratulations your gift is... fuck all
 
Printed on FSC accredited card & accompanied by a recycled envelope.
 
A6 in size (104 x 148mm)
 
Arrives in compostable cellophane bag.
 
Mindfully made in England.
 
All cards are blank inside for your own message.